Shoe PornYes, you read the title correctly.
I realized as I was taking pictures of vintage shoes the other day, I was unintentionally erotically posing them.
Spooning
Reverse Cowgirl
69
Not Tonight I Have a Headache
(If you are interested in any of the above shoes, they, along with several others,
are currently up for auction/buy-it-now on eBay.)
Now that I have your attention…fashion news about shoes for Spring!
Hot Trends are...(here’s where the mock drumroll of you slapping your hands on your thighs come in) (I’m not kidding, DO IT!)
1) CANDY COLORS (think M&M blue, Skittles green, candy apple red, etc.)
Both of these run around $60 on DSW or a quick eBay search finds them starting at 99 cents!
An example of how to wear them. No matchy, matchy.
2) OXFORDS, BROGUES, MOCCASINS, LOAFERS
These pics are both courtesy of Anthropologie. If you can’t really afford the $288 price tag, you can find some starting around $8 on Etsy.
Or these. I have these. The ones on the left. Got them at Targét.
3) NEUTRALS
Here’s the deal, you either wear LOUD shoes and neutral clothing or you wear LOUD clothing, and sport a pair of these puppies.
Like Portman is doing here.
4) VAMPIRE, GOTH, ROCKER, BIKER CHIC
Booties from Urban Outfitters. One was $80 and the other $160.
You can wear them with anything, especially a matching jacket. Not quite the boring wardrobe of the Forks, WA femme fatale, but more like True Blood meets Easy Rider meets…hell, here are some more pictures:
5) THE REST OF THE SAFE BETS
Gladiator Sandals
Clogs
Wedges
Metallics
Okay kids, my ADD set in about and hour ago, so I leave you with this:
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey